SARA IS THE CUTEST EVER
In a far away land there was a princess reading all of the books in the Baby Sitter's Club series while auditing five courses all titled "Grain Reenactment Ceremonies of the Welter Weights." She had been raised on an Apache server side script reservation, and never did learn perl. The books were being shredded as she read them, page by page, and placed into giant plastic bags. You could sit on the plastic bags like a chair. The princess escaped into a dragon-bot! Hoards of gold everywhere trampled at their knees in Quake III terror. Silly rabbit.