Quarter Beers

It will be Tuesday night.

You will go to the Sco.

You will ask for PBR.

You will attempt to pay $0.25.

The bartenders will tell you, "It's $0.50 now."

You'll wonder why they don't call it "Quarters Beers" now.

It will be mediocre.

Like most other nights at the Sco, quarter beers generally has a theme (80s, rap, country, etc.).

It is generally considered easier to drink underage at quarter beers than at any other "official" location, including other nights at the Sco. However, they now only allow one drink at a time for each hand-stamped, ID-checked, 21+-year-old person.