Matt Alden

A recently created meme on ObieTalk. He is Jesus. He really is a sweet guy. Also, he got engaged but the girl ran off and stole his alcohol and the ring. True story.

Matt Alden is a Class of 2013 student living in Barrows 246. He enjoys watching ESPN, getting vaporized, and long walks in search of McDonalds. When he's not passed out in a random corner, he can usually be found in the one of the many Barrows lounges. Also at parties, he's the one kid you should never mess with. Matt Alden always rolls about 10-20 deep (more like 5-7 deep), so at the 1st sign of trouble his bros will be there to watch his back.

"I once tried to kick Matt Alden out of my house, he seemed really intoxicated. Unfortunately his friends would have nothing of it, i don't remember much of what happened next, all i remember is some kid with a yellow jacket holding something under my nose. When i came to, Matt was gone but not before taking a huge dump on the kitchen table. Serves me right, I should have known better than to try to fuck with Matt Alden!"

Matt is best known for being the most mentioned person on the anonymous board site, ObieTalk. Although many people on ObieTalk do no actually know Matt personally, many acknowledge a profound knowledge of his past, present, and other doings.

In every corner of every room, a Matt Alden lurks, waiting, to steal all your pictures of LeBron James. To update, since LeBron abandoned Cleveland and took the easy way out by joining two stars in Miami (Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh) Matt now hates LeBron with a fiery passion (Matt is from Cleveland).

He is famous! and infamous! [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9]