Heather anderson boll
Heather Anderson Boll is an Assistant Professor of Theatre and Dance. She is also easily the greatest professor at Oberlin College. At last year's Theater Department picnic, she was given the award of "Most Likely to Secretly be a Mermaid".
Heather teaches at various times:
Heather Anderson Boll Facts
Much like Chuck Norris facts, students have created Heather Anderson Boll facts centered around her proficiency as a professor, her incomprehensible kindness to all human beings and other living creatures, and her ineffable exuberance. Please feel free to add your own below:
- When Heather Anderson Boll thinks a happy thought, clouds begin to feel guilty for shading the Earth.
- The Big Bad Wolf couldn't blow down the Three Little Pigs's house, but Heather Anderson Boll could easily do so with her amazing breath control. However, she is much too nice to do this.
- The sun is jealous of how bright Heather Anderson Boll is.