Michael Gorbachev Plotz is a total knonner.
The Flying Horsecows are Oberlin's men's Ultimate Frisbee team. They hail from the depths of Lake Eerie. Many moon ago when the waters were still and students were sleeping quietly in their dorms, the Horsecows rose from their watery slumber and beat ONU 15-14.
They play in the Ohio Section (Ohio-Ky-W.V.) of the Ohio Region, and have been to College Nationals four times since 1992.