Fakafe (also spelled Fakeafe, Facafe, and Lamecafe) was the colloquialism for the temporary relocation Decafe. It existed in Wilder Main for the duration of the construction in the original Decafe.
Fakafe offered all the products of the original Decafe, minus the best parts (hand-made sandwiches, smoothies, late hours, free [soda] pop and extensive coffee selections). Hence, the designation "Fake."
Decafe reopened in Spring 2008 once construction on the ruptured sewage line had been completed.