Alex Riordan
Alex Riordan (`12), is that freshman that just about everybody and their mom wants to fuck. Sorry, ladies, but he doesn't usually swing that way.
- In addition to being the DLEC of Harkness Coop, Riordan is the official Harkness-Keep Liason.
- He lives on the first floor and is rarely seen without plants or candy.
- Next door neighbors to Elias Schwartzman and Adrienne Hoshi.
[edit] The Ballad of Alex Riordan
Helena's Part
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to fuck him so bad
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
And I also want to fuck his dad.
All
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to fuck him so hard
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and I want to fuck him in the back of my car
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to fuck him so good
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and I want to fuck him in the hood
Riordan's Part
They want to fuck Alex Riordan
Alex Riordan thinks it would be fine
They could all come to my room
It's Harkness 309.
All
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to fuck him so right
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and tell the whole world on OCon tonight
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to fuck him right now
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and take it up next morning with COPAO.
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to hear him screaming out my name
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and Eli just fucking lost the game.
Eli's Part
Someone's gonna fuck Alex Riordan
Riordan's gonna get some poon
Someone's gonna fuck Alex Riordan
and lock me the fuck out of my room.
Girls
We want to fuck Alex Riordan
But that wouldn't be very wise
We want to fuck Alex Riordan
We're pretty sure he's...like...90% into guys.
Sophie's Part
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I'll try to do it when he's high
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
Maybe he'll pretend that I'm a guy.
All
I want to fuck Alex Riodan
I want to get him on my stack
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and I want to fuck him while I'm on my back.
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to fuck him nonconsensually
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and get up on the National Sex Offender Registry
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I don't even know what I won't do
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
He is so beautiful
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
I want to fuck him on the kitchen floor
I want to fuck Alex Riordan
and as of now this song is no more.
Created in Keep Lounge, circa September 2008
